More flying peeves..

according to dictionary.com, peeve = grievance.

Anyway, I fly around the country a lot for work and when I write a lot, I don't kid around. Here are some examples

a) Washington Dulles - Los Angeles, 6 Months.
b) Washington Reagan - Portland, 1 week.
c) Washingto Dulles - Dallas, 3 weeks.
d) Washington Dulles - Denver, 5 months.
e) Washington Dulles - Chicago, 1 week
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Total Number of Miles (United): 135,000 (Priceless).


So, after flying for over a 100,000 miles, the best looking person next to me has been an empty seat.

I have been blessed with having sometimes fat, really fat and simply too large to fit on the plane people, arrogant men, obnoxious old middle-aged women but most of the times, nice middle-aged men occupy the sit next to me.

Why, I ask, for once can't a good-looking, petite, 110 pound woman sit next to me? Not that I would or could do anything but still, if I turn my head, I would have someone nice to look at. It would be like looking at a picture of a beautiful woman, thus, making my journey pleasant.

I am married, and mind you, I love my wife very much and she loves me too. So, don't get any wrong impressions. But still, no luck - no good looking woman next to me.

Perhaps, it's my destiny to fly sit next to fat, obnoxious people and perhaps, this destiny is due to my love for my wife, or her's for me.